The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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raciel gonzalez
the subtitles haha
MrCerebellum2 Hour ago
He has got to be exhausted talking about this over and over with talk shows.
mugensamurai Hour ago
Too bad an onion has a core.
Chris M
Chris M Hour ago
I'm fucking triggered!!!!!
Richard Duncan
Nice Kevin. Finally a real person.
I just hope he doesn't get prejudged for it. You know it always happen s
2k PLAYA 3 hours ago
Stephen tried to expose his ass😂😂😂😂 but failed
Raesling Undomiel
Raesling Undomiel 4 hours ago
5:54 for those of us only here for the jokes. Because, I'm over the "scandal," too.
Allirix 5 hours ago
He told me not to go. I still haven't left
CODPOV 5 hours ago
Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?
CODPOV 5 hours ago
Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop? He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.
CODPOV 6 hours ago
Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?
CODPOV 6 hours ago
The Hot Dogs taste like Sh*t
off-white 6 hours ago
That jacket is incredible
Major ScaLe
Major ScaLe 6 hours ago
Proof the #LGBTQ" are nothing but Bullies!!!! All they do is attack people and try to take money out their pockets or get them off of TV or radio etc..... Too sensitive
Sketchbook ofhorror
This can be said about any group, just because the LGBTQ community has a few fickle members that like drama doesn't define the majority of the LBGTQ community. If one black man lashes out like an animal and beats his wife to near death state is it safe for me to assume all black men are like this? As Aries Spear said "give credit were credit is due", if you have a bunch of irrational people taking advantage of a celebrity then point them out but don't drag others who aren't involved.
dabadadeeda 6 hours ago
Colbert is the worst. I loved the Colbert Report, but he's super douchey now.
Meg A
Meg A 6 hours ago
Yes Kevin! Colbert needs to chill
Scott Walters
Scott Walters 6 hours ago
Can we stop beating this dead horse? It’s actually getting annoying. Let the man move on
Jill V
Jill V 6 hours ago
To say that the picture of Denzel doesn't look like Denzel, but like someone behind Winn Dixie begging for money is a nasty comment...
Scott Brown
Scott Brown 6 hours ago
If one had no context, this is the most confusing interview ever
Asian_Buddie 6 hours ago
Is it just me or the title doesn’t make any sense. Just read it and you’ll know what I mean.
Mohammed yahya
Mohammed yahya 7 hours ago
QUEENDOM 7 hours ago
Did he apologize for cheating on his wife yet? Lol
ProducShuns 7 hours ago
I would've loved if that Oscar exchange had gone: Kevin: "I had some HEAT" Colbert: "really, what was the heat?" Kevin: "uhhh, I had some gay jokes"
Zabi Faqiri
Zabi Faqiri 8 hours ago
Kevin Hart is another failure comedian ...more like a try hard now
Rob Vespa
Rob Vespa 8 hours ago
Why would Kevin Hart host the Oscars to begin with? Not him - I think any comedian would take that gig... i mean that I don't understand why Kevin was considered for the Oscar hosting gig to begin with. Something different? Also, why do the Oscars still exist? They're awful. That is, the awards. Also, unlike some of the other viewers, I don't think Kevin is funny... or would make for a good host. I'd like to be wrong and be surprised, but don't think I would be. I guess it doesn't matter now.
pro fortnite gamer
pro fortnite gamer 8 hours ago
Once in a life time opatunaty and throw away by sencitive little children
hmoobdaj 8 hours ago
We're in an era where people care way too much about other peoples opinion. Its silly. Put your energy elsewhere.
one two three
one two three 8 hours ago
cant take a joke. he already apologize yrs ago.. stop acting like you can do whatever the F you want
The Freelancer
The Freelancer 9 hours ago
Stephen would be a great host to the Oscars. he is as uptight as the actors and directors down there.
Sandy Borrero
Sandy Borrero 9 hours ago
This makes no sense. He apologized. What's the problem? Everybody loves Kevin and this is so unfair for him
Harpia 4 hours ago
michael colon
michael colon 9 hours ago
What’s the purpose of words? Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️
michael colon
michael colon 9 hours ago
What’s the purpose of words? Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️
Jared Gaurano
Jared Gaurano 10 hours ago
About to see it this Friday. I re-watched Unbreakable and Split last night to get ready for Glass. Pretty excited yet not holding any expectations since reviews are mixed. Fingers crossed!
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli 10 hours ago
Dont care what Kevin EVER says, Dude is crazy funny and you can NOT help but laugh when you watch anything hes in
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli 10 hours ago
Thats cuz SJW's wont EVER be happy, Even if you was to be jailed and beaten to a inch of your life EVERYDAY for the rest of your life and lose EVERYTHING. all you money and fame and everything and EVEN THEN they wont say its enough, Thats why I just do NOT fucking care. Ill say what the fuck i want and aint saying sorry for shit
George Hayduke
George Hayduke 10 hours ago
Jupiter MacWillow
Jupiter MacWillow 11 hours ago
Wish he hadn't apologized in the first place.
Rob Halpin
Rob Halpin 11 hours ago
What did he say ?
Roman Darius
Roman Darius 11 hours ago
Hey, Black People, Jewish Controlled Hollywood is trying to force you to accept homosexuality. It is hard to say know when they are offering you all these silver coins, but just keep this in mind: Minister Louis Farrakhan is correct about them. (Stephen Colbert has received more than his fair share of coins)
OG Deadeye
OG Deadeye 11 hours ago
‘Say what we say or we will make you regret it’. That’s what PC culture has become now. They had another word for that in the 1930’s though, fascism.
EvilMIST 11 hours ago
Was a great gay joke for sure. Loved it.
Zane Thurman
Zane Thurman 12 hours ago
Poor Kevin being forced to apologize over and over again. Gave a great answer to Stephen.
kardentyrell 12 hours ago
Bill Burr hosting the oscars, I want to see that.
Cracker Jack
Cracker Jack 12 hours ago
Why would he apologize for something that doesn't matter or was never an issue?
Ben Dover
Ben Dover 12 hours ago
Damn Faggs
Logan Lion
Logan Lion 12 hours ago
That was good
Jimmy Logan
Jimmy Logan 12 hours ago
Give this man an Oscar 😂😂
Nathan Harkins
Nathan Harkins 12 hours ago
As long as it’s not Jimmy Kimmel, I’m okay…
John Perkins
John Perkins 12 hours ago
His theme music walking in sounded an awful lot like Martin’s theme music.
Max Jerry Horowitz
Max Jerry Horowitz 12 hours ago
Give them a little fame and fortune and they become homophobic racists.
Gavin Ramjaun
Gavin Ramjaun 12 hours ago
Kevin Hart would be phenom. He's paid his dues now...
Leon Phelps
Leon Phelps 13 hours ago
We're living in a society where if you're a man and you don't wanna have sex with another man then you're HOMOPHOBIC AND SHOULD LOSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WORKED FOR...... the gays are like a scrawny kid who hates Bullies because he was bullied but then hit the gym gain some muscles and now he's bullying any and everyone who doesn't share the same views....
Donald Trump
Donald Trump 13 hours ago
I knew it from very beginning that the moment that #LGBT community will get power they will bully people.
Adam Hellyer
Adam Hellyer 13 hours ago
Love Kevin. Good attitude
IsaacS2010 13 hours ago
Much respect to Kevin for how he handled this. Colbert pressed him a little too far as far as I am concerned. Kevin was class right here.
Jimmy Sivu
Jimmy Sivu 14 hours ago
Stephen Colbert is not a nice guy
James Filloramo
James Filloramo 14 hours ago
How about actually apologizing for your homophobia instead of beating around the bush and playing the victim for losing a job? He can be over it if he wants but I hope that it continues to linger over his career. He never apologized, he complained about apologizing
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu 14 hours ago
Was it cringy?
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu 14 hours ago
Why's Kevin Hart's not Ant man?
Giles alakija
Giles alakija 14 hours ago
Kyle F
Kyle F 14 hours ago
It's Meryl not "Merle", Kevin.
khaled s
khaled s 14 hours ago
The same way you have the right to be gay, I have the right to hate your guts. I won't follow you down the street and stab your heart out just because you're gay, you will find your punishment ahead of you in the judgment day, with that being said i will not let you shove your bull shit and mental illness down my throat. And that's that.
Steven Uzoukwu
Steven Uzoukwu 14 hours ago
The Oscars missed out on one hell of a host/performance from Kev. Good job guys, wont watch it anyways lol
javier gonzalez
javier gonzalez 15 hours ago
Surprised nobody was offended by the "some guy asking for spare changes" joke Colbert told
Google User
Google User 15 hours ago
Clayton Humphrey
Clayton Humphrey 15 hours ago
I’m gay. I support Kevin Hart, and I think his stance is mature and is what America needs in these overly sensitive times.
100Moral 15 hours ago
the oscares are full of Homosexual trigered people? i dont get it o.0
tracy gilson
tracy gilson 16 hours ago
Geez Stephen..... what’s happened to you?
Anthony Seward
Anthony Seward 16 hours ago
They did not just bite off of Martin's opening theme song to replace it with Kevin's name... wow
Zeeshan Aftab
Zeeshan Aftab 16 hours ago
if only actions were taken on more serious issues... America, Seriously? 😂
Dionne Townsend
Dionne Townsend 16 hours ago
Love Kevin
Bailey Bailey
Bailey Bailey 16 hours ago
Now a days folks are so sensitive and soft, you cant even have an opinion or even a thought that you can express without offending someones feelings. whatever happened to the good old days where I can just express myself say what I need to say and move on and folks wasn't so sensitive and soft this is why this world's going to hell in a handbag everybody wants to be right everybody wants to be politically correct everybody wants their opinions heard and no one wants their feelings hurt and everybody wants their life to be fair everybody wants the world to be fair everybody wants things to be equal and balanced the trying to create this Utopia but the shoetopia is f****** chaos and murderous I'm dangerous no hope.
Carri's 3RingCircus
Carri's 3RingCircus 16 hours ago
Saw the Up Side this Weekend.. 2 thumbs up🖒👍Perfection.. Js
John Smith
John Smith 17 hours ago
If you're not Kevin Hart, you can say: "It was 10 years ago, let it go" or "He apologised for it already hundreds of times, so that's enough" or "Leave Kevin alone, he's a human being" and anything else. If you are Kevin Hart, you can't say: "I apologised for it already" or "I'm done apologising" or "It was 10 years ago and I have apologised already" or "How many times do I have apologise" or "OK I'm sorry, happy now?" or "I am sorry for the homophobic comments I made in the past. I was wrong to have said those things, and they do not reflect my values now. Thank you for hearing my final apology that I am making about the homophobic comments I made 10 years ago." Get my drift?
Mattia J
Mattia J 17 hours ago
Dat Patek though...
astone1100 18 hours ago
The whole gay thing is gone too far. It used to be do ur business in the bedroom. Whatever. Now its in our face. Men in drag. Its like wait this is not normal bx
matt darbyshire
matt darbyshire 18 hours ago
Why hasn't colbert being attacked for comparing denzel as a homeless man begging for change behind a winn dixie? That's RACIST
matt darbyshire
matt darbyshire 18 hours ago
He should apologize for being the worlds tallest midget
ZR1 LT5 Chris
ZR1 LT5 Chris 18 hours ago
Happy I don’t have to give a shit what the LGBTQ or whatever initials they are or have added thinks.
Jake Smith
Jake Smith 19 hours ago
Good on Kevin, man
Z Terke
Z Terke 19 hours ago
"am ovet it"
Maddy D
Maddy D 19 hours ago
Used to love Kevin until he showed how much of a garbage person he is. After cheating on his wife he basically said it's hard being famous and that's why he cheated. Then he says he apologized for jokes and tweets, which nobody can find. He could have actually apologized and become an ally but he hasn't. Now he's playing the victim of his own action/inaction.
Silver Swan Productions
Stephen Colbert would be a dive of a host because his got no heat baby !
ThAt WaY
ThAt WaY 20 hours ago
If you don’t like Kevin Hart you’re GAY
karl jonson
karl jonson 21 hour ago
If Kevin was white he would've never come here again. I'm just being honest
Stephyfra 12
Stephyfra 12 21 hour ago
He let the haters win by not hosting.
Luke Sherman
Luke Sherman 21 hour ago
“That’s not Denzel Washington! That was some guy asking for change behind the wind Dixie”- Stephen Colbert
Luke Sherman
Luke Sherman 21 hour ago
Wow. Colbert’s a cop all of the sudden.
MrWadeBarrett 21 hour ago
5:10 for the title content
MrWadeBarrett 21 hour ago
"I dont want to talk about this" Interviewer keeps asking the same question cmon bruh
Cathleen Luce
Cathleen Luce 21 hour ago
I love ❤️ you Kevin!!!! Thank you for being the happiness in my home! My lil’ girl loved your movie & it brought true meaning of life! Your a true human & man! You don’t need to try to pleazzzze us🥰
Sanjeev CK
Sanjeev CK 22 hours ago
that's right! Stand your ground against snowflakes!
jesper jørgensen
jesper jørgensen 22 hours ago
"im true and honest" but hides the endless cheating on his pregnant wife? i love his stand-up and movies but stop saying bullshit if you were true, u would't try and hide that shit
Oscar Morei
Oscar Morei 22 hours ago
Drake should host
Sr. Chiqi Tibum
Sr. Chiqi Tibum 22 hours ago
Hadn’t seen him in a while. Colbert has really turned into an ass
Leonel Amiel
Leonel Amiel 22 hours ago
He look fresh
Vishal Yendrembam
Vishal Yendrembam 23 hours ago
Does anyone else think stephen was being a bit condescending to kevin?
Daniel Horton
Stephen wanted yet another apology on his show. He wanted to hear, “I’m sorry.” Kevin gave him: “I’m..... over it.”
John Villanueva
Imagine kevin hart is white and always says "im white!".
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