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Nov 27, 2018

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Artificial Sweetener
This is the unedited version
Ike Dakhlallah
Ike Dakhlallah 4 days ago
The subliminal messages throughout this video are being missed by so many people. Bill has some knowledge.
Georgios Bakirtzis
What I learned about this video is that the Easter Bunny gives a lot tips
Peppi
Peppi 6 days ago
I needed this today
The awesome Dog 500
1:52 I ask myself that every summer/fall
Jay Feather
Jay Feather 7 days ago
I think i just found my new favourite song
RedHairdo
RedHairdo 8 days ago
Try To Get Angry challenge.
Tw!l¡ght_ Ghøst
*Is this the new religion I've been hearing about?*
*•* :P
*•* :P 9 days ago
Ok it’s coming up to Easter now and I’m paranoid.
Flash ykins
Flash ykins 11 days ago
I have no idea how I stumbled across your videos, but I am so fucking glad I did.
Iris Dreamwood
Iris Dreamwood 11 days ago
*Why is the west coast on fire?*
Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez 13 days ago
*Who wants to buy some Jesus?*
A M I I R A
A M I I R A 15 days ago
Wait what?
Tackbackwards
Tackbackwards 17 days ago
dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab *DIE*
Henry 717
Henry 717 18 days ago
Billizm is the religion
Logen Felxon
Logen Felxon 19 days ago
Ohh, human music, I like it.
Orion D. Hunter
Orion D. Hunter 19 days ago
Greek gibberish: κφκφξψνψνκδμδ English gibberish: dhndncbcbd
Sally Face
Sally Face 19 days ago
0:26 Ba da dee Da da dee *die*
Lainie Picklesimer
Easter Bunny: Christmas isn’t real. Me: wELL tHen EaSTeR iSnT reAl
Sakura Tree
Sakura Tree 21 day ago
Ba da Dee ba da dee DIE (0:26)
Australia- Hungary
Australia- Hungary 22 days ago
Santa is dead that what I always say (R.I.P Saint Nick)
DisastrousYetAngelic
*I freaking love the retro vibes of these videos omg*
Alex Belman
Alex Belman 23 days ago
what
literal sarcasm
literal sarcasm 24 days ago
This is the strangest bit of social commentary I've ever watched.
Ceci Matos
Ceci Matos 24 days ago
1:56 Why do I always think he’ll say “everything looks so gay”
Riley12
Riley12 25 days ago
I stop listening for a second and don’t know what’s going on
gerMANy jhonson
gerMANy jhonson 25 days ago
I like this
Amory Acosta
Amory Acosta 26 days ago
Dude you gotta stop listening to the easter bunny
Cordelia Nugget
Cordelia Nugget 26 days ago
my favorite christmas song
Bozza12 Roblox
Bozza12 Roblox 27 days ago
Ba da dee ba bee yo bing bway your mom is so gay
trashbvbe
trashbvbe 27 days ago
the rest of my side-bar recommendations were Christmas-based
no.
no. 28 days ago
dodoododododododododododoododododododododododoododododododododo
Gacha Kitty
Gacha Kitty 29 days ago
It went from the Easter bunny to Christmas to the diamond store and then roses and then...
GeeVee KillMe
GeeVee KillMe Month ago
Were you ok...
Gustav Günther
Gustav Günther Month ago
Ba da dee Ba da dee *die*
Sam The Mountain Egg Lim !
It's Easter in snow
Mewiewee Paws
Mewiewee Paws Month ago
The easter bunny is probably jealous of santa
Enzo Mangru
Enzo Mangru Month ago
Ba da dee ba da dee *DIE*
Ignacio Sánchez
*walnuts*
that random youtuber
Let's all get Bill Wurtz to surpass pewdiepie(srry pewdiepie still like ur content)
Tc
Tc Month ago
The leprechaun told me that the Easter bunny isn't real
DarkValorWolf
DarkValorWolf Month ago
0:55 to 1:08 is honestly gold tho
ChristmasM
ChristmasM Month ago
your not real
Pink Bandito
Pink Bandito Month ago
U had to diss California like that
That One Penguin
*BWAAAAAAAY*
Dan the Dangerous
This is my jam
Nathan Pratt
Nathan Pratt Month ago
All parents now hate u lol
Omnipresent Commenter
Don't you love it when it's Valentines Day and your valentine gives you walnuts?
multzy
multzy Month ago
I think the easter bunny is high
Fred Jones
Fred Jones Month ago
I would like to see tame impala cover this!
Rosie TheSkinnyPig
I find these videos entertaining but I get a head ache after watching like 4 in a row
Delicious Food
Delicious Food Month ago
What about *nAsCaR*
yee yee
yee yee Month ago
I think the Easter bunny is code for drug dealer
charlotte nunan
charlotte nunan Month ago
i'm so lost.
MillyandMolly
MillyandMolly Month ago
My favorite Christmas carol
Ali Madi
Ali Madi Month ago
Wow.. Now I want to tell Santa my parents aren't real..
Dżejkob
Dżejkob Month ago
*this video was sponsored by the diamond store*
Sanjay L
Sanjay L Month ago
This might be the first bill wurtz video that is tame enough for our universe
The Gaming Photon
This is like legal LSD
Max B
Max B Month ago
The Easter bunny sure likes to say lots of fake news to you.
Jermaine Dreamur
The only language is feelings... That's kind of deep.
Kellerwärter Nahui
E V E R Y T H I N G F E E L S S O A l IvE - Dude hows real high on a graveyard
Kr
Kr Month ago
TFLC
Sherman Jonathan
Last night I saw Santa, sat in his lap and I sang him this song. He leaned in and whispered into my ear. "I going to kill that bastard tonight," then ho ho ho into an evil laugh and I ran away and I found myself at the airport, and imaged myself flying away.
TripshotGaming K
._. English is real
Mr.grandbig mac
Mr.grandbig mac Month ago
For some reason I really enjoy watching these
Luzz The ultimate
you better watch out you better watch out YoU BeTtEr WaTcH OuT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT *YOU BETTER WATCH OU-*
Some Guy Who Likes Chickens
Ik I'm a tad bit late but why is the east coast on fire?
Angry tiger Cub YT -
‘In a world full of snow’ _A world full of snow? What world full of snow?_ _I mean I live in a world full of kangaroos, spiders, barbecues, no hat no play policies and extreme heat, but I’ve_ *_never_*_ come across a world full of snow._
Big Smoke
Big Smoke Month ago
This is VSauce but in walmart version
T- Series
T- Series Month ago
wait *_w h a t_*
Paul Floyd
Paul Floyd Month ago
Hes a great singer!
moehr Jaam
moehr Jaam Month ago
His style oft music weirdly reminds me of the Band toto..
Petrovo SCP Foundation.
Da ba de da ba *die*
Dd Dd
Dd Dd Month ago
😧
citrus universe
citrus universe Month ago
Neither are birds,come on Earth this isn't rocket science
Ryok
Ryok Month ago
Jack Stauber & Bill Wurtz collab when?
Tajpizza52
Tajpizza52 Month ago
0:38 furry confirmed
wolf treetruck
wolf treetruck Month ago
"Not Jesus Christ" Santa isn't real either. But the real Jesus would probably agree about the Easter bunny
GamerMassExpert
GamerMassExpert 2 months ago
i'm gonna take this is a warning
Bacon Doge
Bacon Doge 2 months ago
*London bridge is falling down*
Odin Danielsen
Odin Danielsen 2 months ago
You should do more videos like the entire world and stuff video you did I couldn’t stop laughing
Ikku Hishikawa
Ikku Hishikawa 2 months ago
"Why is the west coast on fire?" *Top 10 burning questions science still can't answer*
matt's gaming
matt's gaming 2 months ago
this man is a legend on USvid
Sri Kai
Sri Kai 2 months ago
Have a nice day everyone! You deserve it ✨
Daveshave
Daveshave 2 months ago
I believe in Santa, but not Christmas now.
Knollee
Knollee 2 months ago
How can something be so random yet so true and deep?
Pigeon Poop
Pigeon Poop 2 months ago
How to explain to your 6 year old Christian sibling Santa is not real-
someone unimportant
someone unimportant 2 months ago
i have a feeling that bill wurtz is sponsoring the diamond store
Γιώργος Παγώνας
Bill is the only original and funny youtuber
OYe Nations
OYe Nations 2 months ago
Christmas really isn't real. It's a pagan holiday. Good thing they got the Savior's true incarnation anniversary date wrong so as not to desecrate it. Also He actually made sure that inn (hotel) had no vacancy so as to be born in a holy, wilderness setting unspoiled by sin.
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My eyes hurt
Laura
Laura 2 months ago
0:31 omg broadway got a s/o
Crys Heart
Crys Heart 2 months ago
ba da dee da da dee *die*
Not Enderswift
Not Enderswift 2 months ago
and neither is your mom
Luigi's Lasagna
Luigi's Lasagna 2 months ago
Dudeman yor tunes are so fabtabulos
Kerbal Chris
Kerbal Chris 2 months ago
I get the west coast is on fire... but the queen didn’t die right?
George Napper
George Napper 2 months ago
If for whatever crazy reason Broadway ever decided to produce a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy musical, Bill Wurtz should be the composer.
Wojtek Świeca
Wojtek Świeca 2 months ago
I don't know what is it about the word "bway" that kills me so much
ez Kqaan
ez Kqaan 2 months ago
0:08 plot twist santa claus is santa claus and not jesus.
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