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What is a hit point? And more importantly, is it possible to know the hit points of your pet? Brian David Gilbert has figured it out, with the help of a scientist and his roommate's cat, Zuko.
Want to calculate your pet's HP? You can find the necessary tools here: www.polygon.com/videos/2019/9/9/20849172/unraveled-how-to-calculate-pet-hp-hit-points
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Sep 9, 2019

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Polygon
Polygon 5 months ago
Want to bond with your pet by calculating their HP? You can find all the resources here: www.polygon.com/videos/2019/9/9/20849172/unraveled-how-to-calculate-pet-hp-hit-points
Mr. Mooerton
Mr. Mooerton 29 days ago
When do u know when your fish is bathing
hi i’m sophia
hi i’m sophia Month ago
my cat is a level 60 rogue with 140 hp. he is *very* vocal.
The Capitalistic Dictator
Instructions unclear, my cat is now dead... on the plus side I did gain 20 xp but lost 20 g due to fines
Elijah Dage
Elijah Dage Day ago
4:00 just... Just drop the Drop the S.
Elijah Dage
Elijah Dage Day ago
Brian
Eduardo Cherry
If I were (hypothetically) a notorious human trafficker and kept humans as pets, would this system apply to them or would it need modification
Lapis Lazuli
Lapis Lazuli Day ago
My dog Marley is a level 126 rogue. And before you say that that seems highly unlikely, she's a tiny black dog who's favorite pastime is darting out of shadows, biting either your ankles or, if she can reach them, the undersides of your wrists, and then hiding away again.
Camulus777
Camulus777 2 days ago
I actually have 4 cats, 1 is a rouge, 1 is a ranger, 1 is a cleric, and one is a barbarian. That's a pretty balanced team with another barbarian beagle and a paladin german shepherd. I also have some chickens but they are all NPCs.
Dan Sheets
Dan Sheets 2 days ago
What about my pet rock?
Jacobus Kurnia Kaalapaking A.K.A Lord Promodus
My pet hamsters: Potato: female barbarian, 7 hp Tony: male cleric, 4 hp
Preston Lucy
Preston Lucy 3 days ago
Pokemon calculates hp by how thicc a pokemon is
Preston Lucy
Preston Lucy 3 days ago
I'm gonna go fight all the plants in my house
larz anthony
larz anthony 3 days ago
Thank you hawk bearer for your help.
Endermage77
Endermage77 5 days ago
Aight, what is something that does 1 HP worth of damage?
August Snider
August Snider 5 days ago
BDG is so Passive-Aggressive to Zuko
August Snider
August Snider 5 days ago
is there a class for "Coach Potato" ?
August Snider
August Snider 5 days ago
elephants might have 2 Hit Points.
Lost Redditor 🏵
Yeah let me measure the number of vocalizations my lettuce makes in an hour brb
Titanium Absol
Titanium Absol 5 days ago
Anybody knows the song they used for the title? I really like it!
Charis A
Charis A 6 days ago
I watch this video at least once every two months. 😭 It’s so uplifting ~
sweetistweeter
sweetistweeter 7 days ago
My cat did not enjoy Zuko's heavenly voice.
Audacious
Audacious 8 days ago
"If your pet is magical, then what are you doing here?" but but rangers, clerics, paladins, rogues, *and* barbarians all have the capacity to use magic
Elie L
Elie L 10 days ago
Imagine your brother calling you and his close friend of several years his “roommates”
N1kq
N1kq 11 days ago
Can we talk about biology because whales are not fishes. They are mammals.
Zachary Somogyi
Zachary Somogyi 11 days ago
Brian and the biologist have the exact same glasses in different colors
Taking your knees
Taking your knees 12 days ago
My cat's HP is at 0
sweetpitts
sweetpitts 12 days ago
ahh you got it wrong he's a cleric
Artifice
Artifice 13 days ago
Seeing this title and then seeing him kick the air made me worried that this was going to be some animal abuse Also, I thought HP was “health points” and not “hit points” until a few years ago
D L
D L 13 days ago
I'm gonna calculate my friends dogs hp
D L
D L 13 days ago
She's a level 29 paladin with 325 hp
Sergio Guzman
Sergio Guzman 13 days ago
Pokemon in the Mist
Yakisoba Dreams
Yakisoba Dreams 13 days ago
Please I'm begging, release the samba song playing in the title sequence. It reminds me of the 6th fairy tail OP by Plus called Fiesta. Come on polygon, release it.
Bob_the_Mop
Bob_the_Mop 14 days ago
They accidentally printed Yanmega as Magikarp
Berend Brokkenpap
Berend Brokkenpap 14 days ago
I love Zuko more than anything on this planet.
The X Crafter
The X Crafter 15 days ago
hmm why does he wear nail polish
Blastotron
Blastotron 15 days ago
I just want to know if Polygon expended the Ghilli suit.
Gaby
Gaby 15 days ago
11:50 I haven't laughed this hard since I watched Tenacious D's Sasquatch scene after eating marijuana cookies
Thomas Marrujo
Thomas Marrujo 15 days ago
3 x 14 = 42 : 3 HP
Notsure
Notsure 15 days ago
“I’m not dancing this season.”
Overanalyzingismyhobby
*brian:* what is the hp range of *your* dog? *me, sobbing:* z-zero
Wazrobe
Wazrobe 16 days ago
my cat has 0 HP :(
isabella Egan
isabella Egan 16 days ago
This video is art
Connor Santos
Connor Santos 16 days ago
H o r n y d o g
Zardizma
Zardizma 16 days ago
Blissy must be a fucking chonk when it comes to food
Finn Merlin Luan Gehr
For some reason I thought this was about the power of petting...
Sajirah Collazo
Sajirah Collazo 17 days ago
... so Zuko has an HP of 305
Mad Fishmonger
Mad Fishmonger 17 days ago
This made me laugh so hard, than you. Please give Zuko a hug and a kiss on his soft little head for me. I'm going to calculate my cat Jin's hp
Megan Vincent
Megan Vincent 18 days ago
Okay while with this information we shouldn't battle our pets...but...we could SIMULATE IT
Jack Flinchbaugh
Jack Flinchbaugh 19 days ago
When he got hit by the cat I couldn’t tell if he sounded like a cat or waluigi
Josué Becker
Josué Becker 19 days ago
My dog is at its second evolution and has 56 HP he is a barbarian and he is level 15 dog btw.
Josué Becker
Josué Becker 19 days ago
Btw he is level 15
the game project
the game project 20 days ago
why.
Steven Lam
Steven Lam 20 days ago
If Zuko was healing you through your interactions, wouldn't that make Zuko a cleric? Is multi-classing supported?
Leonard M
Leonard M 21 day ago
My cats hp is zero because shes dead :'D
Bamboo Bhang
Bamboo Bhang 22 days ago
my cat tries to get into my room and get dirt all over my bedsheets whenever she can. she also likes to jump into cupboards and then refuse with all the power given to her to get out. she just genuinely loves fucking with me as much as possible. she will hide behind corners or doors to JUMP at innocent people walking by and then run away. she will climb through my window into my room if i leave it open at night. what class is she
Sam The Space Sloth
Exotic is just homebrew classes
Bamboo Bhang
Bamboo Bhang 23 days ago
what class is your cat if they are just an asshole and nothing else
Masochist Incarnate
i love zuko
Lorax
Lorax 23 days ago
This is gold
Kj16V
Kj16V 23 days ago
14:50 Okay so I speak Cat and I hate to break it to you, but your cat is a massive racist. The things he just said about Ukrainians... Geez 0_o
JaehaerysT
JaehaerysT 25 days ago
bdg got a phat ass
bean cat88
bean cat88 25 days ago
14:57 that meow though 😍😍❤️❤️
B M
B M 26 days ago
Zuko looks like he needs dental attention. :(
Jesus Rodriguez
Jesus Rodriguez 27 days ago
Okay but the music is a bop
rat kid
rat kid 27 days ago
my cat was sitting in my lap while i watched this and he appreciates zuko’s pleas
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