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What is a hit point? And more importantly, is it possible to know the hit points of your pet? Brian David Gilbert has figured it out, with the help of a scientist and his roommate's cat, Zuko.
Want to calculate your pet's HP? You can find the necessary tools here: www.polygon.com/videos/2019/9/9/20849172/unraveled-how-to-calculate-pet-hp-hit-points
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Polygon
Polygon 13 days ago
Want to bond with your pet by calculating their HP? You can find all the resources here: www.polygon.com/videos/2019/9/9/20849172/unraveled-how-to-calculate-pet-hp-hit-points
dragonmaster 100
dragonmaster 100 11 hours ago
@Coffee Sloth it probably has terrible HP but massive defense.
Coffee Sloth
Coffee Sloth Day ago
So... How many hp does my indestructible pet tardigrade have?
dragonmaster 100
dragonmaster 100 7 days ago
You know the ironic thing is that a Pokemon can have in nature that affects the growth has your Pokemon stats but the one stat Nature's do not interact with is HP.
Atamosk1221
Atamosk1221 8 days ago
i swear to god that better be a real moustache you had in the video.
Megan Elbel
Megan Elbel 9 days ago
My dog Parker is a Lvl 44 Paladin with 141 HP. Thank you, Brian.
ninjacat king
ninjacat king 3 minutes ago
My cat I both a rough and a ranger
Malou Lewin
Malou Lewin 7 hours ago
I just realized how brain is his own straight man. like by choosing something so ridiculous and playing it as straight as possible it works wonders
TheGlassDiamond
TheGlassDiamond 8 hours ago
my pet has 0... she died
Leo H
Leo H 9 hours ago
unraveled suggestion. pokemon ranked based on edibility
Doge Is our saviour
Doge Is our saviour 10 hours ago
I think you should do a unraveled on plants vs zombies.
Sean Purcell
Sean Purcell 12 hours ago
You should do an unraveled on the whole Old School Runescape timeline
WolfOfLegend
WolfOfLegend 13 hours ago
I wish you would tell us how to calculate human hp. I want to be able to watch my hp slowly drain as I waste away my life
Arcamiel Xx
Arcamiel Xx 14 hours ago
Hey, have you ever made a video classifying all SCPs from scp foundation?
Venus Kogane
Venus Kogane 14 hours ago
Now I want to know if you could survive the wounds you get in games...
Flic Jinxy
Flic Jinxy 19 hours ago
Team I need advice: what class is my dog if she is cute, tries to steal my flatjacks and begs for my food, demends two short walks a day and doesn't agree with 1 long walk, is an actual coward, takes way to many naps and is a very fussy eattet, She won't eat Dog biscuits unless we break them into small chunks for her to eat.
Fiona Smith
Fiona Smith 22 hours ago
Hi Brian! I know this isnt The Myth video but it is the most recent so i wanted to ask; are you ever willing to make a (not bad) hour long mythology video? I will 10000% admit the moment you mentioned it in the Castlevania video, I, a mythology nerd, needed the hour long video. RIP to me if you say no but also if you say yes
Christoff Wilhelm
Man.... all those pokemon sure look edible.... I wonder which pokemon is the most edible
Coffee Sloth
Coffee Sloth Day ago
So... How many hp does my indestructible pet tardigrade have?
J F
J F Day ago
Ok, but you didn't mention the actual hp. Just his class and level lol. Also...you can just take a sick day without getting sick. 😂
Mahnoor Q.
Mahnoor Q. Day ago
whales are mammals
Jett Ufema
Jett Ufema Day ago
create a formula to depict how good a ship is
Andrew Glawson'
THAT IS ADORABLE KITTY
Ariesturtleneck
You should do how many Started valley NPCs would turn to Scientology
Frank Tiemens
2:38 *"I am Bernie Sanders, and I approve this message"*
Julia Schlemann
For the love of God, someone tell me how to find the song that plays at 00:36 sec. Shazam as failed me...
Skeletor Not nice
1 hitpoint is biting a chip and having it stab you in the roof of your mouth
Anthony Baradat
Anthony Baradat 2 days ago
Dude... whats the song playing during the title card. Pleasseee someone come thru
Marc Standley
Marc Standley 2 days ago
Where do you get your work ethic BDG?! TELL US PLZ!!!
brilziana
brilziana 2 days ago
Thank you for another excellent installment of Unraveled! I was rewatching the first one, about the LoZ timeline, while my roommate was playing Link's Awakening, and something became very obvious to me: the Mario games depict the future of the Zelda universe. It's clear that Peach is Zelda's heir, and that Mario is the descendant of the mushroom-packing Tarin. However, the events that led to the evolution of the toads, the ascension of goombas from an underground minority to Bowser's foot soldier of choice, and the identity of Mario and Luigi's mother all remain a mystery that I think only you and your fabulous mustache can solve. Please, if you can find the will, extend the Zelda timeline into the era of Mario.
Dandy Noble
Dandy Noble 2 days ago
It's nice to see that the creepy mustache isn't impeding viewership.
Maenyd
Maenyd 2 days ago
Okay, but which Final Fantasy Character is actually the most decent as a person? Not like, good, but a decent person who's reasonably well adjusted.
Consternated Sheep
Please calculate the Nook family's net worth, I beg of you
Culverin Harley
Culverin Harley 2 days ago
this made my godamn day
Limey Lemur
Limey Lemur 2 days ago
Please, please do something with the Harry Potter books! Maybe all of the willful child endangerment? It'll be so good!
Paxton Morton
Paxton Morton 2 days ago
The hp range of my dog is 0... Haha.. Ha 😢
Evil Minion of The Month
Should anyone tell him that whales are mammals?
Enrico Coochie
Enrico Coochie 2 days ago
All zuccinis are canonically paladins and that's valid, folks!
carlos delgado
carlos delgado 2 days ago
This video has too little views. 20 million more would do it good.
Zelculo The Squid
However many hit points my sundew Lloyd had, it wasn't enough. Rest in peace to a legend.
Robert Blanchard
Robert Blanchard 2 days ago
So, my Mainecoon, Jagger, is a 7.5th level Cleric with 90 HP. He very well may have multiclassed into Ranger though.
Sarah R.
Sarah R. 2 days ago
I would catch a grenade for Zuko I love him
emeralddarkness
emeralddarkness 3 days ago
Today I learned my dog is a ranger
Molly B.
Molly B. 3 days ago
Brian, you are the only reason I watch content from Polygon. Thank you for including plants!
Claire Lawson
Claire Lawson 3 days ago
you look like j jonah jameson
nkane81
nkane81 3 days ago
That mustache is about 3 videos away from sentience.
Ainsley Geary
Ainsley Geary 3 days ago
What class is my cat if he's sweet, skittish, and very strong?
Simon Warburton
Simon Warburton 3 days ago
whales are not fish, idiot.
Trekky
Trekky 3 days ago
Shave
colorbar.s
colorbar.s 2 days ago
@miojo belmont ohhh okay I don't usually watch these videos so carry on
miojo belmont
miojo belmont 2 days ago
@colorbar.s it's a reference to what brian said when he first revealed his mustache
colorbar.s
colorbar.s 2 days ago
@miojo belmont neither do friends though??
miojo belmont
miojo belmont 2 days ago
you're not his friend and you have no control over his body
colorbar.s
colorbar.s 2 days ago
no
John Newhouse
John Newhouse 3 days ago
HP = BUM
chapel976
chapel976 3 days ago
Always turn on the Closed Captions.
NinthClanMember
NinthClanMember 3 days ago
I learnt you can keep count of every number(/variable) you must use with an abacus. That's something I would totally bring to a house party.
Logan McKenzie
Logan McKenzie 3 days ago
Whoops
TheLangenator
TheLangenator 3 days ago
Is it just me or does that cat look like Ron Perlman?
NeveD Plays games
My dog has 5 hp. He just stupid
meowstical òwó
meowstical òwó 3 days ago
OKAY FINE I'LL WATCH THIS, USvid JESUS CHRIST
Austin Games
Austin Games 3 days ago
4:12 I have called cows beef dogs before, its great when things are just dogs
Cyn
Cyn 3 days ago
this is the first time i have ever payed any positive attention to polygons existence. thanks to this man.
Jake Sloan
Jake Sloan 3 days ago
You should find every ServSafe violation in Overcooked
CreativeName 487
CreativeName 487 3 days ago
Is a sponge in the fish category since it’s all aquatic animals or is it exotic
Aidan
Aidan 3 days ago
i really can't stress how funny this video is to me, but suffice to say i've been laughing to the point of crying on the floor for the last 20 minutes or so
Thomas Quigley
Thomas Quigley 3 days ago
That is not a cute cat
T. R.
T. R. 3 days ago
It is killing me that I can’t find the name of the song BDG dances to during the title. He danced into my soul at that moment, and I can’t even find the song to relive it.
katchatty26
katchatty26 3 days ago
ok but whats his hp
KingMJAH
KingMJAH 4 days ago
wait so he is barbarian class level 63. but what are his hit points ? how do you use the Pokémon rages in conjunction with the level ? what about multiclassing ?
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