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Bill Burr is tickled by the lengths that wealthy parents went to to get their "dumb" kids into college.
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Damian
Damian 3 hours ago
Why go to college in the US to get a degree? In India you can buy a degree, come to the USA and wing it until you're found out and have to move on.
Muratib Mike Fatah
Muratib Mike Fatah 8 hours ago
Excellent point by Bill!!
kanger328
kanger328 8 hours ago
He’s finally back
Ameer Aziz
Ameer Aziz 10 hours ago
The audience is dull
Brian Reinhart
Brian Reinhart 12 hours ago
Ivy schools what ever it takes to make sure everyone gets awesome grades just to look better than everyone else. I wouldn't be surprised if they had professors tell the students the answers during exam time.
Brandon McKnight
Brandon McKnight 14 hours ago
How many degrees do you trust from these schools now? Depreciation much?
Rigo Centeno
Rigo Centeno 15 hours ago
2 crazy irish gingers They are f GREAT!!!!!
Peter Regan
Peter Regan 16 hours ago
"So you went to Harvard right?" Omg
spammasterjay
spammasterjay 19 hours ago
I'm fairly certain that inflating their grades was also a part of the enormous bribe they were paying
Steven Yourke
Steven Yourke 21 hour ago
The real scandal about college admissions is how certified morons like George W. Bush graduate from elite schools like Yale. It’s a class thing. If you’ve got the name and the money, they’ll open the door for you.
StuUngar
StuUngar 22 hours ago
“No, Frank.....Heroin.....Heroin, Frank.” “That’s a pretty tall order Nordberg. You’re gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.”
Michael Coats
Michael Coats 23 hours ago
My father was an accountant. I have firsthand knowledge that rich people are dumb af. There might be SOME with intelligence, but they certainly were not represented well in Mid- Missouri from the 70s- 90s. Now, I'm in East Tennessee, and it's a sea of stupid, unwed, knocked up baptists.
Cincy Spin
Cincy Spin 22 hours ago
Missouri to Tennessee sounds like a lateral move to me.
PK Comedy
PK Comedy 23 hours ago
Love the new CONAN Set... best late night talk show.
Aaron Garrett
Money buys everything just ask a politician
Owen Fitzgerald
They deserve getting sued, the people who bribed their children to get into college.
Mowac
Mowac Day ago
Burr makes a good point here.
B G
B G Day ago
Lots of pedophiles going down out there in cali, Maybe that's the part where cali breaks of into the ocean 🤔
Nicolas Marine
I hate that there is no desk, makes me uncomfortable
morelli tech
morelli tech Day ago
I have hired managers who had experience and no college, vs someone who had a college degree.
bartonfang
bartonfang Day ago
Well....there are STEM majors and everything else...
Amellia Mendel
It's so stupid. Just donate to the school like everyone else does, why the cloak and dagger ridiculousness. They're just trying to save money, donate 500k your kids will get in, no question. Rich people being cheapskates, lol.
Brandon diesel
There is a reason college to Job ratios have and always are in the shitter.
Robert Pruitt
Robert Pruitt Hour ago
Oh, and trying to say that college is bad, while using a sentence that would not pass a 5th grade English class, is not the best way. No one expects college-level writing on USvid, but damn, at least try a little.
Robert Pruitt
Robert Pruitt 2 hours ago
No, there's not, because that's not true at all. College used to mske getting a good paying job much easier. But there are multiple reasons why it doesn't help as much now, not just one. One of the biggest reasons is people have gotten lazier and a lot more people are picking the degrees that give them the easiest jobs. If you start a 4 year degree in something that already has 30,000 people graduating over the 4 years you're taking it, and the projected total number of jobs in fields that use that degree is only 23,000, you're screwed, and it's NOT the fault of the college. And yes, while the numbers vary, that example I gave is extremely common. Why people take courses that already have more people than the number of jobs available, and then bitch about not being able to find a job is beyond me.
Top 10 Archive
Top 10 Archive 12 hours ago
+Studio Guy Exactly! It's a completely different mode of thinking.. There's a reason why the richest people on the planet are almost all high school or college dropouts. Very few jobs require you to have a college degree, and in some cases (like the tech field), degrees are actually kind of frowned upon. My brother is a coder and doesn't have a degree.. He's had 3-4 different jobs now where he interviewed against 10+ other candidates that all had degrees.. He was the only one they hired each time. Lots of tech jobs want people who are passionate and self-taught.. Self-teaching shows more of an ambition than someone who sat in a classroom for 4 years that expects that piece of paper to waltz them into a job - most of which only went to college because they were too scared to enter the real world yet anyways.
Studio Guy
Studio Guy 15 hours ago
+Top 10 Archive Hire people with real World experience not i got this college degree my daddy n mommy paid for now hire me i'm the best! I always find the best ones will work for free just to prove they are great at what they do!
Top 10 Archive
Top 10 Archive 15 hours ago
When it comes to hiring writers and video editors for our channel, I won't hire someone with a degree in that field. Made that mistake twice. Both times the employees were clueless, had a chip on their shoulders and massively entitled. The people who don't have degrees are often times the hardest workers with something to prove.
Chuck Taylor
Chuck Taylor Day ago
Letting in a dumb football player who had someone take his SATs is totally different.
Chuck Taylor
Chuck Taylor Day ago
Exactly like Harvard. It's not hard academically.
Autonova
Autonova Day ago
To be fair Bill, yes he was a great sportsman but he stabbed two human beings to death.
Myth Detector
Why do people assume it's harder at a high ranked University? It's not a different exam. A BA in English at Harvard is the same exam as a BA in English from another University. The better University has their pick of the teachers and better teaching resources. It's the equivalent of having the best tutor. If anything it's easier to get a good grade at a better university.
Jacob Schwartz
what's funny about Bill and Conan's heads is that they have similar hair color and skin tone, but conan's hair is on top and bill's hair is on the bottom
Ganil
Ganil Day ago
Imagine thinking that this bald dude is funnier than Norm.
william sewell
That's why he got into Harvard. It didn't seem that hard. Meanwhile, I'm at BFE tech, and Im like huh.
Martin Jensen
"RUN JUICE RUN"
Pay It Forward
If someone donates $100,000 to a college, their own children should be admitted! There are plenty of colleges that those "less fortunate" can attend. In fact, if all the rich children went to the same college, then the "less fortunate children" would be getting a better education elsewhere.
juzek1958
juzek1958 2 days ago
Bill Burr nailed it! I graduated from a very tough state university that had an open admission policy and a very high failure rate. It provided an excellent education. The problem was how the stats looked on paper. So with some marketing strategy, the board decided to raise admission standards to those of ivy league schools but dumbed down the curriculum for a higher graduation rate. This resulted in some impressive stats but with a trade-off of graduates receiving a substandard education. At least students have a "ball" while they are matriculating.
lifeispain
lifeispain 2 days ago
"NAAKED GUN!!! 1 & 2" lmfaoo
Snowflake Hunter
Snowflake Hunter 2 days ago
Much better than Jim Jeffries
Coca Koala
Coca Koala 2 days ago
0:21 best part
Sarath Sunil
Sarath Sunil 2 days ago
Just pure gold
kneelz s
kneelz s 2 days ago
Brown people work the system it's okay, white people work the system it's horrible
THE king YT
THE king YT 2 days ago
Bill burr is the goat.
Dood B
Dood B 3 days ago
Conan is simply the best at working with Burr. He obviously just gets it.
Sim
Sim 10 hours ago
Conan has definitely been the only late night talk show that's any good in a long time, though these shows are really better in small digestible bites as opposed to sitting down and watching an entire episode, as proven by the massive success of youtube channels like fallon's, kimmel's, etc.
Lippett
Lippett 17 hours ago
Burr from Canton, Mass. Conan from Brookline, Mass. So there's that..
Marquiz Milton
Very True... I think Jim Jeffries also does really good interviews with Bill Burr. They both are hilarious together....
Ryan
Ryan Day ago
Conan's thing has always been that he gets it, that's why he was consistently the best in late night
theivory1
theivory1 3 days ago
When OJ busts into that crooked meeting on the ship and the beginning of Naked Gun. That is one of the funniest scenes ever. Bear trap, wet paint, wood stove etc....etc....
Joseph C. Simmons, Loan Officer
theivory1 wedding cake
V42
V42 3 days ago
I’m asian and all my siblings and cousins went to ivy league schools or really good private universities except for me-i didn’t even finish college. I always get looked down on by my parents, aunts and uncles, but i’m doing fine. I lived life my way and now i own a commercial property, residential investment properties and a cafe. Plus, i am the good looking one in the family. FTW
SJA
SJA 3 days ago
...so, you went to Harvard, right? 😄
Deano Newton
Deano Newton 3 days ago
Let Billy vent more Conan
ZombieVikingGaming
Nobody will mention it was nearly all Jews.
Claude Murphy
Claude Murphy 3 days ago
Did an AI write this?
jerrodkilla23
jerrodkilla23 3 days ago
Shitty Crowd
Maryam Hamid
Maryam Hamid 3 days ago
Love bill ❤️
For Youtube
For Youtube 3 days ago
I still watch OJ Simpson highlights 😂😂😂😂😂
bustyodust
bustyodust 3 days ago
NAKED GUN 😂😂
Susana Sunshine
Susana Sunshine 2 days ago
bustyodust 1& 2!
Dogging Champion
Dogging Champion 3 days ago
The upvote ratio on this video Vs the audience reaction is a great example of how people are dishonest in front of other people and toe the PC line. Some of it could be a California crowd, but not most of the difference.
Søren Jannerup
Søren Jannerup 3 days ago
He is doing a show in Denmark very soon, I can't wait for him to roast us! :D
Søren Jannerup
Søren Jannerup 2 days ago
+MartyCrew haha i know!;);)
MartyCrew
MartyCrew 2 days ago
Should be pretty easy :D /Best regards from Malmö
Rolling Ormond
Rolling Ormond 3 days ago
OJ's hilarious in Naked Gun. Still remember seeing 33 and 1/3 a month before he killed Nicole.
Numayam
Numayam 19 hours ago
Lol who says 1/3 month
Dan man
Dan man 23 hours ago
i only recently found out he was in the films BEFORE the murdering ... always thought it was funny how his character was always getting injured/killed
James Chou
James Chou 3 days ago
I thought his eldest son did the killings
Essam Aljaedy
Essam Aljaedy 3 days ago
The scene when he gets shot on the boat, and then just has terrible luck grabbing onto a hot furnace, getting his jacket messy on wet paint, and then falling face first onto a perfectly placed wedding cake has had me uncontrollably laughing for years.
Marius VanDamme
Marius VanDamme 3 days ago
And he is always being unlucky in the movies. Like "deeeeerp".
Dr Jones
Dr Jones 3 days ago
This is the real joke
calcmandan
calcmandan 3 days ago
A friend of my family got accolades like crazy for math in high school, wrote a book on solving the rubik's cube as a junior (early 80s), and attended MIT. He went from being a top student in the entire state of California to being a middle-of-the-pack student in college. He busted his butt for average grades in college and described how dumb he felt among his classmates. I really think it depends on the school and program of study. I have friends who worked hard to transfer to UC Berkeley from junior college. They got in on a non-competitive program and then did what they had to in order to declare the major they really wanted from a competitive department. The curriculum was so intense that cheating was rampant and an open secret. I hate knowing about it even today. One of them was a student of mine (i tutored calculus in college). She would drive to my house, pick me up, and feed me food and alcohol in between intense study sessions. She managed to get honors and didn't even write her honors thesis, but paid a grad student to do it for her. To this day, whenever she attempts to invoke the logical fallacy of authority (well I went to Berkeley) during our political debates, i counter about her open cheating and admitted shortcuts throughout her college career.
Lee Smoove
Lee Smoove 3 days ago
Conan said he doesn't feel as if Harvard's cirriculum isn't as tough as lower level colleges
double dollarman
double dollarman 2 days ago
It isn't... Unless you pick something obscure like Social Science...what's different about hard math and quantitative science? As opposed to a Community College? It's all the same formulas and algorithms in the book. Some professors might have a better grasp on a particular chapter or have a better way of explaining the nuances of a certain topic, but it's all on you to understand whats presented. If you put in the time... you'll understand everything.
James Kelly
James Kelly 4 days ago
The hardest part of getting into Harvard is knowing someone who went their and had an 'in'
tenofivelips
tenofivelips 4 days ago
Two gingers from Massachusetts, what could be better.
WDeeGee1
WDeeGee1 4 days ago
Since it's fashionable now to have stand up acts in politics, Bill should run against Trump in 2020. There's gonna be a lot of one-liners coming out of that one!
135million
135million 5 days ago
Will someone get Conan a taller chair, Christ the man's legs deserve better than this
multi io
multi io 5 days ago
I didn't even know OJ Simpson was once a football player.
Ottobot
Ottobot 5 days ago
OJ was actually funny in Naked Gun lol
G V
G V 5 days ago
I feel like Conan has Bill Burr on just to express how he himself feels since he knows he’s in a job that has to appear neutral.
nut
nut Day ago
+James Morris guess he doesnt wanna alienate people
James Morris
James Morris Day ago
Conan feels like he has to appear neutral? Then why doesn't John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert feel that way?
wintersnowboard
If you listen to his podcast he definitely lets loose a bit more, you can tell he’s that angry guy too lol
MIKE LARSON
MIKE LARSON 2 days ago
Yup
Marius VanDamme
Marius VanDamme 3 days ago
Haha I feel that to
wright vcx
wright vcx 5 days ago
His father, Thomas Francis O'Brien, is a physician, epidemiologist, and professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School.
Steve Holmes
Steve Holmes 6 days ago
I didn't go to college or university you could say i went to the school of life and doing fine thank you lol
donald johnson
donald johnson 6 days ago
The part about acceptance being difficult, is true for some of the schools. But the schools with lower acceptance rates have higher graduation rates. Schools like my public college that accept over 70% of applicants, have terrible graduation rates. I don't know what the reasons are - perhaps because it is so expensive to go to USC, UCLA, Harvard, Stanford, that people are unlikely to quit. Or maybe it is good to not accept everyone, so that they don't waste their own time and money like they did at my kinder college. But there is a lot of data out there, that will challenge everyone's own biases about college. The only truth I was given about college attendance, was when the dean told everyone to look to the person on your left, then the person on your right, and said "those 2 people will not be here anymore by the end of the first year". That was true for my school, but doesn't appear to be true for the more selective universities.
Jararu
Jararu 6 days ago
Let’s not forget that Conan’s dad was one of Harvard’s top professors when he got in. :^)
ServiceInstaller
ServiceInstaller 6 days ago
Bill is slaying. Even funnier, that audience is terrified to laugh at anything even remotely non-pc.
ServiceInstaller
ServiceInstaller 2 days ago
+hrovat97 If you don't see it, you're being dishonest with yourself and probably are one of those people afraid to laugh. You could hear a pin drop during that OJ bit.
Eamon Manning
Eamon Manning 3 days ago
+hrovat97 he's trying to make some narrative out of his own imagination
hrovat97
hrovat97 3 days ago
ServiceInstaller I mean they were laughing so I don’t get your point
Николай Носков
solid 6 minutes..
Timothy Lee
Timothy Lee 7 days ago
I wish they'd just release the whole thing as one video
de chenmo
de chenmo 8 days ago
This is so true. Unnecessary barriers set for candidates have been played out for too long not only in college, but anywhere else. It's justifiable only before it's turned into a prop for a sheer image of "prestige." Once you are in, you are fine!
ansiaaa
ansiaaa 8 days ago
naked gun! yes!!!!
Illusive ED
Illusive ED 8 days ago
We need more bill burr interviews
LALI 1080
LALI 1080 8 days ago
And I love this guy. 😂😂
Andrew Dussault
Andrew Dussault 8 days ago
Conan saying Harvard was as easy as any other college. Meanwhile students at UC Berkeley's College of Engineering are struggling to stay afloat. I'm pretty sure all this talk of "college is just an expensive babysitting service" doesn't really factor in the science and engineering degrees.
SAN FRAN 415
SAN FRAN 415 8 days ago
Thanks, USvid. For recommending this to me. Bill & Conan ftw
jason lu
jason lu 9 days ago
naked gun was awesome rip leslie nielsen
Mike
Mike 9 days ago
who's the bald guy with no empathy trying to tell jokes
joerepoman1
joerepoman1 9 days ago
Bill Burr is awesome!!!! Conan is a moron. All late night shows are garbage now.
melvina628
melvina628 9 days ago
They just kept cheating once they started their classes. He was acquitted. He was never "that".
Jeremy Marsh
Jeremy Marsh 9 days ago
Bill Burr, Black man trapped in a White man's body. Bill Burr is a Vanilla Oreo.
Per AHF Hvarnes
Per AHF Hvarnes 9 days ago
"Naked gun! One and two!" yeah, I guess someone remembers those better 😂
Handsome White Devil
Cant help but love ole billy ballbags
Mia Parveen
Mia Parveen 9 days ago
When he bought up oj Simpson I simultaneously facepalmed and laughed 😂😂 you gotta love bill
Doubleplusgood
Doubleplusgood 6 days ago
Don't take this the wrong way but *brought.
Iomp Lardly
Iomp Lardly 9 days ago
Who is he
Daniel Caldwell
Daniel Caldwell 10 days ago
Naked Gun...1 and 2 😂😂
V D
V D 10 days ago
Haha, Bill is the best!
Harangue Meringue
Harangue Meringue 10 days ago
My like is solely for Bill Burr. He’s hilarious. 😂❤️
Joe Joe
Joe Joe 10 days ago
Elite universities are about the same as state schools but nobody really compares them.
SLIP NORRIS
SLIP NORRIS 10 days ago
He went to Haaaaaavvvvuuuud
TruDragon88
TruDragon88 10 days ago
Bill and Conan are great together . Arid y’all see bill and Colbert ? Omg that was horrible
Earl Chaney
Earl Chaney 10 days ago
That scandal was hilarious. Is it ANY scandal they want? , , , No. 💥😂 they just want to pick the scandals. You can't do that dumbasses. When a sitting president has been spied on, what does it matter that a mom lied about a kid play lacrosse. And we're all like " yeah yeah great, now what about the spying on our president and why are they trying to suppress that?"
KJ Carson
KJ Carson 10 days ago
I still watch OJ Simpson highlights. 🤣 Burr is savage.
Yovani Galindo
Yovani Galindo 10 days ago
F***! He's right.
2Cool Podcast
2Cool Podcast 10 days ago
What bill didn’t mention was that these kids only stay in school bc they pay people off to pass them
g a
g a 10 days ago
I know he’s being funny but as usual red-pilled Bill lays down some brilliant insight.
Vice TOLUCT
Vice TOLUCT 10 days ago
Coco is for spysassins ONLY!
Mariam Ghattas
Mariam Ghattas 10 days ago
@ +'
Patron
Patron 10 days ago
Conan one of the best interviewers. Bill one of the best people to interview. They should 100% have their own show. It’d be one of the best shows on television!
MrBlitzkriegman
MrBlitzkriegman 10 days ago
Oh, like a double homicide (com’on, you know he did it) doesn’t trump winning the Heisman trophy.
Der Pferdehuführer
How many people can do the first, and how many people can do the second? I rest my case.
RedLightning17
RedLightning17 10 days ago
I think this is the first time I've ever wholly disagreed with a controversial Bill Burr take. If you're a murderer, then you rightfully should be defined as such the rest of your life
Der Pferdehuführer
You'd think so, but apparently it's easily forgiven/forgettable when you do it in uniform.
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