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Actually, God’s Cool with Gay Sex - Hampton Yount

Comedy Central Stand-Up
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Hampton Yount comes to a realization about abortion, rails against circumcision and calls bulls**t on bigots who think the Bible outlaws gay sex. (Contains strong language.)
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Mar 24, 2019

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Kevin Pauly
Kevin Pauly 2 hours ago
I knew I recognized his name and voice! He’s on MST3K!
Amber Kyla
Amber Kyla 12 hours ago
My boyfriend's birthday is 9/11 and my ex's birthday is 9/11 lol
Avery Sanford
Avery Sanford 13 hours ago
he's awkward and I think he's trying a little too hard because he wants to do a good job, but he's pretty cute while at it. he has funny content.
Sherry Zhao
Sherry Zhao 16 hours ago
Yeah. This man is willingly under the power of Satan. If the God of the Bible isn't real, then why do you talk about him so much? Sounds like you are raging against him, which is to your own destruction. "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows."
Gregory Lions
This is a funny mahfukka. I'm sure he'll go nowhere because he's too intelligent for the majority of knuckle draggin' mouth breathin aipac blowin usa populace. Alas. oh and his name rhymes with cunt. xD
flaze3
flaze3 Day ago
Good material! XD
Athan Phron
Athan Phron Day ago
Sodomizing means buttsex, idiot
Athan Phron
Athan Phron Day ago
Is this funny? If it is should i go back to 2001 and laugh at this endlessly regurgitated content?
Alexandre Pimentel Ferreira
A little messy and nervous, but really funny, good material and great stage presence! Want to see more of you
Jon Coda
Jon Coda Day ago
"So there's no god and I was thinking about that the other day." -Great Transition.
Sarah Springer
Actually, God is not OK with homosexuality
Jared D
Jared D 2 days ago
Loved every single joke
Ariq Rahman
Ariq Rahman 2 days ago
Wtf this guy does shit like this and terrorists still wanna keep bombing buildiings?
v n
v n 2 days ago
“give it up for hampton YOUT” “hey guys i’m hampton yuh-nt” “give it up for hampton YOUT everybody:)”
Tori A
Tori A 2 days ago
So God is JK Rowling??
Devonte1112
Devonte1112 2 days ago
This was so bad and 95% wasn't even funny lol. But that's just my opinion
Sara You
Sara You 2 days ago
So there’s no god and I was thinking about that the other day, lol love it
jon john
jon john 2 days ago
Comedy Central hasn’t come out with anything funny in 8 years
Sebastiano Tortonese
I lost my shit at "they were just like if rednecks fucked the justice league... and people paryed to them"
DaftJok3r
DaftJok3r 2 days ago
That was highly entertaining, hope to see more from him
Un-uh, peeling
Un-uh, peeling 3 days ago
Am I the only one who thought of drew gooden?
Amahl1971
Amahl1971 3 days ago
You are one sick fuck!!!! Luv ya!
Amanda Taylor
Amanda Taylor 3 days ago
Bath Boys?!
connor brankin
connor brankin 3 days ago
This kid needs a special
letthemeatwords; Leader of the Meatball Brigade
My mom and my best friend from middle school’s birthdays are both on 9/11... so I resonated with that joke XD
jack bone
jack bone 4 days ago
its DEFINITELY bullshit...
jack bone
jack bone 4 days ago
'religion', that is
Katiegreatie4
Katiegreatie4 4 days ago
Looks like Drew Gooden
Alejandro Worldpeace
He was fantastic. I get nervous with my passions too. All you need for your problem is a towel and nervous themed intermittent jokes. Simple
toshi amiyumi
toshi amiyumi 4 days ago
Wow I laughed at the slap stick abortion assembly line bit.. I have not laughed at comedy all week... What does this say about me?
Nina
Nina 4 days ago
Um.. this guy is awful... why are people laughing at this?
Zeldalover209
Zeldalover209 4 days ago
I swore this was Drew Goodman
Michael Pondo
Michael Pondo 4 days ago
The dame people. Who abortion. Don t want healthcare for all their hypocrits all the. Way. These are trump dipporters.
Laurence
Laurence 4 days ago
His jokes were so edgy (the pro-life crowd can get really death-threaty at times), it made _him_ nervous.
Aysa H
Aysa H 5 days ago
honestly just the beginning was enough for me to love it
Jewel Harris
Jewel Harris 5 days ago
great
Umang Gupta
Umang Gupta 5 days ago
Nice n fresh like the bread I make n everyone likes
Amanda Klaus
Amanda Klaus 5 days ago
Does anyone else think his and John mulaneys comedy style are very very similar
Nyx Shadowhawk
Nyx Shadowhawk 5 days ago
This guy brings up the Greco-Roman gods... and brings up God being okay with gay sex... but doesn't connect the two? Missed opportunity.
strawberryxsupreme
gemini's smh
Luke Ryba
Luke Ryba 5 days ago
That was a very weird set
ooDirtyMickoo
ooDirtyMickoo 5 days ago
arent white people and japanese people like the only people who care about the environment? is that supposed to be a truism that whites inherently pollute? i get that most people dont care about the environment but if theres any race to care at all its whites.
CronchCronch
CronchCronch 5 days ago
5:50 The vein vein man joke went grossly overlooked.
Ivan Abakumov
Ivan Abakumov 6 days ago
Wow this guy could be a daily show correspondent. Sooo funnny.
Adrian Carlisle
Adrian Carlisle 6 days ago
I love the hypocrites that click dislike cus of god jokes but dont have a problem with catholic priests going balls deep into little boys 🤣 -one is a fact, one is a belief 😉😁
Sami Magazine
Sami Magazine 6 days ago
all fun in games till you throw out the antisemitism
moniquelauren99
moniquelauren99 6 days ago
so turned off from him
Tim Brown
Tim Brown 6 days ago
Could he have written even one original joke?
Vick KnewZeus
Vick KnewZeus 6 days ago
Pro abortion hey? You interested?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kai Evans
Kai Evans 6 days ago
Funniest part? Guy says he's from a small town...then tells me there's 6,000 people in it.
atzo naftaniel
atzo naftaniel 6 days ago
Contagious smile, love it. Handsome guy. The one you actually wish for your birthday......
Little Kiwi
Little Kiwi 7 days ago
There's 1.9K thumbs down I tend to agree with.
Fire On Fire fighter
Greak & roman for the win let's go
Emma Bourdeau
Emma Bourdeau 7 days ago
MATT WATSON FROM SUPERMEGA????
Erin Jackson
Erin Jackson 7 days ago
Alright real talk. The Bible doesn't even say that homosexuality or masturbating is bad. I've looked (especially at etymologies) and it says nothing about that kind of stuff being bad
Cordelia's Subs
Cordelia's Subs 7 days ago
My friend was born on 9/11.
Curtis Littrice
Curtis Littrice 7 days ago
Brilliant!!!
Jason King
Jason King 7 days ago
Worst comedian ever.
Stingy Steals
Stingy Steals 7 days ago
*talks about why you shouldn’t circumcise your kids* “So anyways I would raise my kids Jewish”
Vikasini Mahalingam
He is truly hilarious! Give him a netflix special!!
Nathalie White
Nathalie White 8 days ago
This guy looks and sounds like my Spanish teacher
River Animations
River Animations 8 days ago
My grandfather was born on 9/11
Zak Adams
Zak Adams 8 days ago
naww its just too... pandering to typical ideas.. its not interesting to me. Its decent but really old shit
John S3cr3t
John S3cr3t 8 days ago
Cute gay
JaySogga
JaySogga 9 days ago
how is he somehow Nick Kroll and Blaine Gibson?
Cupcaek
Cupcaek 9 days ago
From 911 to having no more jokes like that then right onto “there is no God...” This man is great at deflecting his anxiety onto us by not giving us a second to adjust to what he’s saying. 0 to a 100 real quick is a great tactic if you know how to use it. People are too busy connecting everything and laughing at the same time to realize you’re building up to something else and then you suddenly take off and then you get the reaction he did. Bravo, sir. 🤣
Kaddobrium
Kaddobrium 9 days ago
It’s crow from mst3k
beah
beah 9 days ago
anybody else in the comments an old-school rob and elliot fan? c;
Sydney Ward
Sydney Ward 9 days ago
Speaking of Jewish, his voice and comedic style remind me of Adam Sandler.
Will Bujas
Will Bujas 10 days ago
This is the first thing on the internet that has actually made me laugh out loud for the first time in way too long of a time
Vexx
Vexx 10 days ago
his laugh is HELLA cute
Talani M.
Talani M. 10 days ago
I LOVE how bold and out there he was! It was hilarious!
Xavier Chan
Xavier Chan 10 days ago
Of course people who get Jesus realize he would have been fine with gay sex, as a vent for lustful desire. He wouldn’t want gay people to burn. There’s no judgement. Sexuality was made for man, not man for sexuality. I don’t think Jesus would advocate for sex at all. Naturally, false brethren won’t agree. They also want to take the privacy that Jesus gives you to steal your Christian freedom.
Jack Clare
Jack Clare 10 days ago
"it doesn't say no butt-fucking" what do you think that sodomy means, dumb dumb
Jack Clare
Jack Clare 10 days ago
what a retard
Persvades
Persvades 10 days ago
Circumcision does keep you cleaner. If you have foreskin and you precum during the day, you’ll get a fishy smelling dick. So have fun not being cut
Alec104
Alec104 11 days ago
not funny
Sam
Sam 11 days ago
Sounds like Amy Schumer with my eyes closed
Semirhage666
Semirhage666 11 days ago
Did he seriously go on an anti-circumcision rampage then say he'd like to raise his kids Jewish?
Laurens programmiert
I hate this fucked up shit.
Shad GotEm
Shad GotEm 11 days ago
Lmao fuckin idiot.
Eric Koontz
Eric Koontz 11 days ago
Interesting face... handsome, but with incredible malleability. Could be a model.
Rikki Tikki
Rikki Tikki 11 days ago
He is not funny,
Dank FHC
Dank FHC 11 days ago
God id rather watch amy Schumer
Aaroni Peperonip
Aaroni Peperonip 11 days ago
Saw this dud for the first time... Love him
Eric Bell
Eric Bell 11 days ago
8.7/10.... dope, talented...
Csar Palace
Csar Palace 12 days ago
That last joke was fucking epic Sir!!!!
Ducktyles
Ducktyles 12 days ago
This guy is not lying. He really is fucked up and I like it.
Bailey
Bailey 12 days ago
😂
Kimi Yamamoto
Kimi Yamamoto 12 days ago
my mother’s birthday is on september 11th, 1970... 911.
ceiling fan
ceiling fan 12 days ago
crow
Honey Butter
Honey Butter 12 days ago
Opposite Steve-o
Honey Butter
Honey Butter 12 days ago
I can’t tell if he’s cute or not
John Dee Is Me
John Dee Is Me 12 days ago
The joke starts at 9:00 . You're welcome!!!
Cheap 'N Chic
Cheap 'N Chic 13 days ago
He is amazeballs!! 👍👍🥰
Samuel Newton
Samuel Newton 13 days ago
I love how atheists think antisemitism is cool. Love it.....
Samuel Newton
Samuel Newton 13 days ago
Wow..... he's really not funny
AE Pulsar
AE Pulsar 13 days ago
Dude shut up with the racist shit
GodlessPhilosopher
GodlessPhilosopher 14 days ago
"Reince Priebus" is whiter than Mitt Romney or Benedict Cumberbatch.
Jon S
Jon S 14 days ago
"Pun Nintendo" Lmao I love how he sneaks that one in there
Dale Kruse
Dale Kruse 14 days ago
OMG...that is EXACTLY what happened to my husband on 9/11 (his birthday). He really thought the huge number of voice mails he was getting were about wishing him happy birthday...until he turned on the TV
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