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Actually, God’s Cool with Gay Sex - Hampton Yount

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Hampton Yount comes to a realization about abortion, rails against circumcision and calls bulls**t on bigots who think the Bible outlaws gay sex. (Contains strong language.)
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Mar 24, 2019

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Comments 1 234
Jeff Andrew
Jeff Andrew 2 hours ago
I think his material and awkward presentation are both great. I know it's trite to complain about the crowd but there I go.
Andrew Demarest
Andrew Demarest 2 hours ago
I sware to god I heard them say his name as Captain me out.
Greg Tulipani
Greg Tulipani 6 hours ago
lol so he's against circumcision but then would raise his kid as super orthodox jewish?
ItBeLikeThatSometimes
Bo Burnham has a child with John Mulaney and you get Hampton Yount
kung Few
kung Few 10 hours ago
This act should be called us hipsters are so much smarter than everyone who came before us hee hee!😀
Michelangelo with a paintgun
Reminded me of Louis ck
Freaking Fountain
Freaking Fountain 11 hours ago
Lmao all I can do it pray for this kid
Lemin
Lemin 13 hours ago
How to end a comedy set: *God nut*
LongDistanceCall11
You`d never had these huge metaphysical questions like "What God would allow war?" "The God of War! The War God! He`s the one!")))
Thomas Africa
Anyone else listen to Suicide Buddies?
Lar
Lar Day ago
He seems really uncomfortable and awkward.
Daniel Arick
Daniel Arick Day ago
With the standing 69 bit, must have seen some of the recent porn vids that have come out with that in them.
No No
No No Day ago
I think gay people are funny af bro
theo
theo 2 days ago
theres a kid in my grade who was born on the day 9/11 happened. same year and everything.
Dylan Cataldo
Dylan Cataldo 2 days ago
I knew a girl whose birthday is the same day Sandy Hook happened
Event Hʘriךּon
never understood the abstinence only thing from CHRISTIANS the whole goddamn religion is based on the fact that THAT DOENT WORK so they're either calling mary a lying bitch or they are full of shit. Or both, both is good.
Uncustomiz3d
Uncustomiz3d 3 days ago
My birthday is on 9/11
InkLink
InkLink 3 days ago
So nebulas are god's jizz?
der eques
der eques 4 days ago
He reminds me of the German Stand-Up comedian "Felix Lobrecht". Just the same type of approach, the same charming laugh and funny way of doing the unexpected on-stage. Pretty cool.
Todoliver69
Todoliver69 4 days ago
3:05 honestly that's not too far from how pro choice people have become
martin ojeda
martin ojeda 5 days ago
Murderer
Russ B.
Russ B. 5 days ago
It so funny! Start with actual funny material.
Nina Rae
Nina Rae 6 days ago
This guy is hilarious omg
thomas Mitchell
thomas Mitchell 7 days ago
he looks like stevo from jackass and trevor from whitest kids you know had a kid lol
Eli Andrews
Eli Andrews 7 days ago
0:54 good point well made 😂
Shade23753
Shade23753 7 days ago
WHAT A LIBTURD SCUMBAG!!!! You'll find out how God feels about everything on your way to the LAKE OF FIRE, jaggot!
official aleet
official aleet 8 days ago
Bro wth no he isn’t
John McCarthy
John McCarthy 8 days ago
This dude is fucking funny!
King Drizzy
King Drizzy 9 days ago
This shit boring. 😐
Jay Bee Dreams
Jay Bee Dreams 9 days ago
Not funny imo. Respect for getting up there? I rap i know how awkward the people are when your up there on stage but he slowly got comfortable. Props to him.
Fairfanx
Fairfanx 9 days ago
Not Funny!
Gonk
Gonk 10 days ago
lol Nebulas
Eric Gilbert
Eric Gilbert 10 days ago
Man, I really hope that they pick up MST3k for another season.
Pinkbubblegum
Pinkbubblegum 11 days ago
Hampton 🤣😅😄😃
prettycoolPJ
prettycoolPJ 11 days ago
Steve-O's younger, less fucked up brother...
MaryAnne Weldon
MaryAnne Weldon 11 days ago
Wow...you are the least funny queer I've ever seen.🖕
Ser Swag
Ser Swag 11 days ago
This kid def got molested at his catholic school .. it explains his whole act
Joku Sekou
Joku Sekou 11 days ago
Whitest names megan
Andrew Cross
Andrew Cross 11 days ago
That was fantastic!
Rochester Smith
Rochester Smith 12 days ago
Fell short, like Amy Schumer
Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith 12 days ago
That was so horrible i wish i didn't watch it im not an old person who just hate everything im a teenager and for him to talk about god like that that just made me so mad and y would anyone listen to a dickless psycho path who doesn't believe in god and bearly knows what the bible talks about its just crazy how people thot any of his jokes were funny u guy can criticize me for this comment but thats just my opinion all i have to say is just PRAY
Ana Longoria
Ana Longoria 12 days ago
That escalated steadily
Ravenkiko
Ravenkiko 12 days ago
but Jews circumcise...? lol
A Trapdøør
A Trapdøør 12 days ago
Drew Golden x Danny Gonzales = 👆
oyeahthatguy
oyeahthatguy 12 days ago
"comedy central" is the funniest part
Sarahlovee
Sarahlovee 12 days ago
Yep..one of my best friends bday is 9/11 and yea that first one was awkward
ninder egg
ninder egg 13 days ago
*His voice is a blend between Adam Sandler and Pete Davidson.*
More13Feen
More13Feen 13 days ago
My ex has his birthday on 9/11 and he was only ten then, his mom kknda showed him the tv as if it was his fault...
Cheyenne-the-shipper 12
Well that would make one hell of a fanfiction
Derek Lowe
Derek Lowe 15 days ago
Communist propaganda
Vanessa Namss
Vanessa Namss 15 days ago
He is soo good 👌👌
Victoria Perez
Victoria Perez 15 days ago
I cried....😂 omg marry me
Armand Cervantes
Armand Cervantes 15 days ago
Poor mind, weird must of the time ,but he 's correct ,since he's white and good looking ,everybody thinks he is a great comedian .
Kameron Follmer
Kameron Follmer 16 days ago
he looks so sweaty and stressed out by the end of his set lol
Son of Jah
Son of Jah 16 days ago
Heretic comedy..ok
Brandyn Stroud
Brandyn Stroud 16 days ago
He's like an R rated MatPat
Eric Walsh
Eric Walsh 16 days ago
My guy sleeping on chadwick
sebatian
sebatian 17 days ago
How dare you say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT kd
NOT kd 17 days ago
im not circumcised because my parents aren't barbarians who do child genital mutilation. THANKS MOM! ;)
NOT kd
NOT kd 17 days ago
The "circumcision for hygiene" argument is like saying we should cut off our fingertips so we don't get dirty fingernails. All you have to do is practice proper hygiene. all babies are born perfect.
valjrmr
valjrmr 17 days ago
on a serious note, can someone tell me the exact passage where Jesus talks about homosexuality? thanks.
Aiyana Land
Aiyana Land 18 days ago
As a person who was born on 9/11 I can confirm this is true
abcw
abcw 18 days ago
My birthday is 9/11. I was 19. My mom woke me up to tell me happy birthday and, oh, there was a terrorist attack on the Sears Tower. lol I figured it out a bit later.
Arushi C.
Arushi C. 18 days ago
CRINGING. He's so bad at this. Why aren't MALE COMEDIAN'S FUNNY?
Jerrell Bevers
Jerrell Bevers 18 days ago
Shit, I'm super glad I'm circumcised. That shits gross...have to lift your little skirt to pee...it's useless like the appendix and big toe, bygone mistakes of lazy evolution.
ethan 1968
ethan 1968 18 days ago
The person who truly has a plan is Dutch Van Der Linde
Mimineko101
Mimineko101 19 days ago
I am a christian but this was still enjoyable, I dot hate it.
Renna Marie
Renna Marie 19 days ago
Howdie Doodiie's big brother.
Marcus
Marcus 19 days ago
5:37 he sounds like Megamind
PrincessKLS
PrincessKLS 20 days ago
As an eclectic witch I’ve actually included goddesses Venus and Fortuna in my worship.
Randy Bicker
Randy Bicker 21 day ago
No GOD isn’t “cool” with homosexual sex to the point that HE got really hot about it and leveled two ancient cities to ash for it. But it is understandable that you wouldn’t know this being from the Luciferian RC cult where GODs word is not taught but rather replaced by anti Christ doctrine
Courtney Erickson
Courtney Erickson 22 days ago
The 9-11 birthday joke, that was me. I was it was my golden birthday, 11 on the 11th. The phone rang and my mom made me answer the phone since if anyone was calling it had to be for me. Let's just say it was not a fun phone call with my aunt!
Billie Richardson
Billie Richardson 22 days ago
Am I the only person who thinks Hampton looks like he's from a Dr. Seuss book? 😂
Faith Militello
Faith Militello 23 days ago
His eyebrows are crazy dude
MrFox53hero
MrFox53hero 23 days ago
Pooor lucy
LittleMissLurker
LittleMissLurker 23 days ago
Absolutely hilarious!!
Humaira Ahmed
Humaira Ahmed 24 days ago
fuck. he's good
Anon
Anon 24 days ago
I had phimosis, so I really did need to be circumcised.
ettanasf
ettanasf 24 days ago
BRILLIANT!!!! “God” cums galaxies and stars and nebulae!! Bwawawawwaeawwa!!
A Mukunzi
A Mukunzi 25 days ago
you are not funny... I hope it gets better with time. Good luck!
Terra Estrahl
Terra Estrahl 25 days ago
Honestly the only reason I stayed was because of the title. I get nerves, it'll go away eventually, but damn, it was like the awesome climactic ending to an overall disaster of a first season.
Miyabi Saito
Miyabi Saito 25 days ago
love this
Jake Hudson
Jake Hudson 25 days ago
This awkward & I love it
Joseph Rice
Joseph Rice 25 days ago
Ok.... unsercumcised dicks look disgusting, and are disgusting
rae will
rae will 26 days ago
my friends birthday is 9/12
Liam
Liam 27 days ago
The Bible says it is an abomination if a man is to lay with another man as he would with a woman, so it’s kosher unless he fucks him in the vagina
MrOneye
MrOneye 27 days ago
For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due. Romans 1:26‭-‬27 NKJV AND Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. I Corinthians 6:9‭-‬10 NKJV Every sin mentioned has demons with those characteristics and the enjoyment to those vices lived viscerally/body energy thru it's human host, are attached to them. Same as demons affects trans boys at the age of 5 when little girls don't know what it means to be a girl till they turn menstrual. Same as the trans that have reverted back in USvid videos found God. Same as those that have repented have stories in Google. So sad. Had he only read, it wouldn't have being a wasted set. Looka like a Fool with his foota in his mouts...
Zglrd
Zglrd 29 days ago
Awkwardness is charming,who knew
Hufflepufflez :3
The crazy workload comment got me kind of like..... it's dead children sir....
Jared Falk
Jared Falk Month ago
The closing joke fucking ruled
CJ Dawson
CJ Dawson Month ago
Hilarious 😂
El Ked
El Ked Month ago
Good set and good save, bro. Keep at it.
Devon Lucero
Devon Lucero Month ago
I thought this was Drew Gooden for a sec
Pervy Turtle
Pervy Turtle Month ago
Zeus is responsible for furries
SkY pLaYz GaMeS
SkY pLaYz GaMeS Month ago
This guy is hilarious I just can’t get over his lip smacking😂🤮
PbSwag
PbSwag Month ago
damn this hit hard i was born 9/12/01 lol
anarchyonline0
anarchyonline0 Month ago
steve0
Syndyl Hart
Syndyl Hart Month ago
An attempt should have been made to clarify that Palestinians are not anti-Semitic. It's a damaging narrative that should not be perpetuated.
Lily Stargazer
Lily Stargazer Month ago
This was amazing
Taysir Awad
Taysir Awad Month ago
I feel like atheist are like vegans. They seem to always remind us that they’re atheist. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not religious. Just saying!!!
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